"One Got Fat"

This is wrong on so many levels. Apparently, in 1963, bicycle safety films were meant to scare the ever-loving crap out of kids. "Now Filbert will be the first to agree that if it's worth riding, it's worth taking care of." Grim. And the monkey masks are terrifying. But check out the bikes--some sweet rides those little monkeys got. Via BoingBoing. Also, there's a (an?) hilarious review of the film at I-Mockery.com.